Why Einstein on a trike stays broke

Money-making lessons from the apple orchard this weekend

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I probably shouldn't admit

this.

But my 6-year-old just reminded me of an important business strategy...

At an apple orchard of all places.

Jason here…

We were enjoying a later summer hay ride on a beat-up tractor Saturday afternoon.

Bouncing along at maybe 5 mph on our way toward the First Kiss apple trees.

My son was grinning ear to ear, yelling over the engine noise:

"Dad! This feels SO FAST!"

I laughed because we could’ve probably walked there faster than this thing was moving.

But looking at his face… It was pure joy, like he's flying.

Meanwhile, if I tried to WALK out to those apple trees with two kids, a loaded-up backpack, and all our apple-picking stuff...

I'd be exhausted, cranky, and probably get lost in a row of Red Delicious by the time we got there.

You’re headed for the same destination. But it’s a completely different experience.

This is exactly what I was doing wrong for my first few years as a freelance copywriter.

I was the hustle-and-grind guy trying to WALK to the apple trees...

Writing client work for $75/hour...

Staying up late perfecting every bullet point...

Carrying all the weight myself...

Making a few thousand a month extra on the side but dreading every client email.

Meanwhile…

By responding to emails and DMs while watching Netflix.

(I’m watching Foundation on Apple TV+... But I’m still making it work.)

As he likes to say…

“An idiot in a Ferrari will beat Einstein on a tricycle every time.”

Turns out my son was onto something at the apple orchard.

The RIGHT VEHICLE makes everything feel easier.

Even at 5 mph, that tractor got us exactly where we needed to go without breaking a sweat.

Ronin (and other smart marketers) figure this out...

They stop trying to carry everything themselves and start building systems that do the work.

So hop on the tractor while everyone else is walking.

Cheers,

Jason

PS: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, I can probably cancel my annual checkup this year. We’re gonna be eating First Kiss apples for a LONG time.

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